One guy has the dubious talent of being able to flex his testicles; another has elephant’s ears strategically tattooed on his thighs, just in case the ladies don’t notice his trunk.
To dress it all up in some kind of legitimacy, Richardson regularly digresses into pseudo-scientific facts about human sexuality (“studies suggest” that women prefer girth over length); the programme bangs on about how “the clothes we wear can get in the way”; and the prospective dates keep telling themselves that “this is an empowering experience”, “I feel like I’ve achieved something massive here” and “this is good”. It’s a bunch of naked people having their scrotums scrutinised and their vulvas value-judged. Whether they’re desperate for a date, or just desperate to be on TV is hard to tell.
And whether true love blossoms on this nude tube is impossible to care about.
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(Monday, Channel 4), contestants choose their date based purely on body parts – breasts, buttocks, penises and vaginas, and there’s no pixilation to pander to your prudishness. You can just make out their silhouettes, like some creepy sci-fi experiment.
One contestant is faced with six coloured boxes, inside each of which stands a naked person.
In the end, you’re just hoping they’ll hurry up and make their choice so you don’t have to watch any more.
I’m not going to write on the history of the murphy bed, who really cares? But what I can do is offer you the benefits of the murphy bed over other options, like the the hide-a-way, by outlining at least two advantages and disadvantages.
The bodies are revealed “bit by wobbly bit”, and our contestant must whittle down the contenders to one ideal body.